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Boob JokesOldies but goodies...
- How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
- Why do they call it the Wonder Bra?
When you take it off you wonder
where the boobs went.
- What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
It's Braille
for "lick here".
- What is Pamela Anderson's biggest pet peeve?
Guys never notice her
nice ass.
- Have you heard about the 'Sheepdog' bra?
It rounds them up and points
them in the right direction. (sent in by "The Count")
- What do you call 250 Indian maidens without nipples?
The Indian Nippleless
500. (sent in by kruzin2003)
- What is Michel's favorite Christmas song?
"All I want for Christmas
are my two front teats, my two front teats..." (sent in by SheRaX)
- Most bees make honey, but what kind of bees make milk?
Boobies! (sent
in by Meener)
Have a good boob joke?
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Send it to me
Breasts Are Also Known As...Breasts are known by many names! Here are a few of my favorites, as well
as the more unique ideas sent by viewers:
- Boobs still the best! I just love saying 'boobs'
- Boobies
- Tits
- Gazungas
- Ta-tas
- Nibblers
- Perkies
- Big 'uns only applicable to some
- Crowd Pleasers
- (o)(o)
- Fun Bags
- Sweater Puppies
- Grips (sent in by Big Al)
- The Pointer Sisters (sent in by Tom)
- Chihuahuas (sent in by Bonnie)
- Bombs (sent in by Ttime) I think A-Bombs in my case
- Mardi Gras Specials (sent in by LLHop)
- The Two Towers (sent in by "Gollum") Gollum- you are such a dork ;)
- Bra Bunnies (sent in by Brent)
- Dracula Biscuits (sent in by Vinyl Seductress) Girl- you must have
an incredible sex life...
- Girly Guns (sent in by Lars)
- Milkies (sent in by Tony T.)
- Tupperware (sent in by Bob R.) juggs made of plastic, get it?
Celebrities With Fake Boobs...Some of these are pretty obvious, some are less. There are surely more
augmented celebs out there, but these are the ones that have been CONFIRMED by outside sources (ie- what I read in magazines,
see on E!, or read online). Regardless, all of them have pretty boobs (except Tori Spelling- ew)!
- Alyssa Milano
- Toni Braxton
- Shannon Elizabeth
- Christina Aguilera (they're brand new!)
- Lil' Kim
- Donna D'errico
- Tiffani-Amber Thiessen (Fastlane)
- Brooke Burke (ex-E! Wild-On Host)
- Carol Grow (E! Search Party Host)
- Farrah Fawcett
- Mariah Carey
- Kari Wuhrer
- Jeri Ryan (Star Trek Voyager)
- Carmen Electra
- Leean Tweeden (Host of Extreme)
- Whitney Houston
- Anna Nicole Smith
- Jessica Hahn
- Demi Moore
- Barbi Twins (FOUR identical perfect boobs!)
- Dahm Triplets (SIX identical perfect boobs!)
- Cher
- Denise Richards
- Chyna
- Stephanie Seymore
- Geena Lee Nolin
- Camille Grammar (Kelsey Grammar's wife)
- Courtney Love
- Jenny McCarthy
- Traci Bingham
- Nicole Eggert (removed after Baywatch)
- Kiana Tom (Kiana's Flex Appeal)
- Brande Roderick (Baywatch, Playboy Playmate of the Year)
- Stephanie McMahon (WWE General Manager)
- Torrie, Trish, Jacqueline, and Terri (also WWE. But isn't wrestling real?)
- Pamela Anderson (duh)
- Monica Brant (ex-Ms. Fitness Olympia)
- Vanessa Williams
- Morgan Fairchild
- Jaime Bergman
- Heather Locklear
- Melanie Griffith
- Tori Spelling (UPDATE: Her botched boob job has been fixed!)
- Holly Robinson
- Mary J. Blige
- Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice)
- Mia St. John (professional boxer, playmate)
- Nikki Ziering
- Melissa Rivers
- Ytossie Patterson (Temptation Island - got them afterwards)
- Erin Collins (Survivor 5)
- Heidi Strobel (Survivor 6)
- Krista Allen (Baywatch Hawaii, Days of our Lives)
- Brandy Ledford (Baywatch Hawaii, Invisible Man, Rat Race)
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